OWN UP! OWN UP!!!! Someone´s Eaten All The Pies.
tasty treats are pies of allsorts.
Own up.! Own up!, . Who ate all the pies?
Meaty pies with gravy, apple pies with cream,
Come on, someone´s guilty......
Who ate all the pies?
No need to look too far,
Picture´s right above you.,
Flabby arms and chubby faces,
staring back at you.
Do you really need to ask......
Who ate all the pies.?
Look again at photograph,
Did you ever see such grins??
No guilty look, just rounded girths
Faces show there´s only mirth.
¨cos they ate all the pies.
Don´t make such a fuss, man.
We know it´s Ron and Dave.
You think they´d never do such things,
But look again at those grins......
THEY ate all the pies.
Dave and Ron, no longer slim,
Cannot help but sit and grin,
Can´t stand up, anyway,
Far too full of pies....Hoorah!!!
What we need is air brushing....
It is the latest craze,
Then , slim they´d look and innocent,
But they STILL ate all the pies.
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Comments
Ha! Ha! Sunnie, So good to see you.
This little nonsense poem came to me when I found this pic of us.
I was horrified at how flabby we looked, so I just had to make a joke of it,
Problem is, My husband is such a good cook. It´s not easy keeping down the weight, but I´m glad to say we don´t look quite like this pic anymore.
Thanks so much for your comment.
I loved the match of photo to words.
Here's a little riposte:
And who took all the drink?
Asked Diana with a wink -
I'll tell you what I think
Just check whose cheeks are pink!
Oh Ronnie...you crack me up! I loved this one. Yes, I too know of eating all the pies (or in my case, donuts!LOL)...Hey at least you are happy! :-) HUGS
Hi Jáime. Glad it appealed t your sense of humour. Sadly I love dougnuts too.
Take care.
Hello Diana. Thank you for your lovely comment
and your humorous reposte.
Take care.
let me add
if i may say
lets just airbrush
the pies away
Not only is it
something that's in
Ron and Dave then
can be really thin.
Oh Dim this one is classic and so much fun.
Up up and away without a doubt.
This has made me laugh but it is your fault now that I can't stop ha ha ha!!!
Brilliant and have a wonderful day my friend.
Eddy.
Hi neelesh......
Thank you for the great reposte is is very witty.
Made me laugh. Take care.
Dim
Thanks Eiddwen,
I have to laugh at myself sometimes or I´d cry that I´m not a size 12 any more.
Hello Dim. Am I too late for some pie? Great hub, in a way.
Thanks for the smile you brought to my face. Great piece.
A BIG Thank you to mckbirdbks and reikieffect for reading and commenting.
I am sure there will soon be another batch of pies coming steaming out of the oven.
Dim- Cute way to end my day.
Glad if it made you smile., tirelesstraveler.
Thank you for commenting.
Sunnie Day 3 months ago
lol..this was really cute Dim..oh those wonderful pies! Who can resist such a thing? :) Thank you for the smiles
Hugs,
Sunnie